Beauty school dropout… go back to high school…

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Baby get moving (Baby get movin),
Why keep your feeble hopes alive?
What are you proving (What are you provin)?
You’ve got the dream but not the drive.

I’ve always thought that song was a little harsh.  I mean — we all try things that don’t work out, right?  No need to be rude, Dream Angel.

A lot has been going on behind the scenes here in Beauty School Dropout Land, and I’ve decided that it’s time to take a break from blogging.  I don’t know if this will be goodbye forever, but for now — it’s time.  Between my family, my job, a too-long commute, volunteering at church and lots of other hobbies, I just don’t have a lot left over to give to this blog.  And I don’t ever want to feel like I’m phoning it in or writing out of an obligation.

I’ll still be around, reading my favorite blogs, commenting when I really have something useful to add to the conversation, and posting pictures of my kids, my knitting and other assorted nonsense on Instagram, and hopefully spending a little more of my time and mental energy on the people in my immediate circle of family and friends.

Now I’ve called the shot, get off the block, I really gotta fly!
Gotta be going to that malt shop in the sky!

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Yes way, Jose!


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During my junior year in college, I studied abroad in Pamplona, Spain. I didn't have any particular love for Pamplona, Hemingway, bullrunning, or even Spain in particular, I just wanted to go somewhere to practice my Spanish. After going over all the options with my parents, they ruled out Mexico and Central America as too dangerous and the beach towns of Spain as too fun, so north-central Spain in where I ended up. If I were to do it over again, I would go to either Barcelona or Valencia, but Pamplona was probably a pretty good place for me to go, since it was a relatively small city for me to learn to navigate, as compared to Madrid or Barcelona.

I don't have any particular desire to go visit Pamplona again (although I did see the running of the bulls while I was there – and NO I DID NOT RUN, ARE YOU CRAZY?!?!) but I really want to go back to Spain. The last time I was there was on my honeymoon several years ago, but I have plans to hopefully go back in 2010.

In the meantime I have to get my Spain fix through cooking, travel books, Almodovar movies, anything with Penelope Cruz, and even that horrible travel series on TV with Mario Batali and Gwenyth Paltrow. Thank goodness my husband discovered Made in Spain, a cooking show on PBS that is hosted by Jose Andres, a Spanish chef who is famous for his crazy chemistry experiments with food (like, he will turn liquids into gels with weird chemicals and serve a bowl of chicken soup blobs instead of regular soup.) Luckily, on the show he mostly just visits different regions in Spain and shows their regional delicacies and tourist attractions. My favorite is when he recreates traditional Spanish dishes (and provides recipes).

The last episode I saw featured the region of Aragon and had a recipe for a traditional chicken dish called Pollo al Chilindron (chicken with lots of peppers) (bell peppers and smoked paprika, that is – Spanish food is not spicy at all!) I made it last night and it was really yummy – the only bad thing was that it took almost 2 hours!! I went for a jog around the neighborhood while it simmered for the last hour.

Here's the recipe – cross-posted from Jose's website.

Pollo al chilindrón
Chicken with peppers, tomatoes, onions and Spanish ham

Chilindron is a wonderful vegetable stew that comes from Aragon, where they grow astonishing vegetables in the fertile land near the Ebro River.

Serves 4

¼ cup Spanish extra-virgin olive oil, plus 3 tablespoons
4 chicken legs, thighs and drumsticks separated
Salt to taste
4 cups diced Spanish onions
1 cup diced green bell peppers
1 cup diced red bell peppers
2 tablespoons minced garlic
1 cup dry white wine
1 cup thinly sliced and diced jamón Serrano (Spanish cured ham)
½ teaspoon sweet pimentón (Spanish smoked paprika)
2 cups plain canned tomato sauce
1 fresh rosemary sprig
1 bay leaf
2 cups flat mineral or filtered water

Heat 1 tablespoon of the olive oil in a 12-quart pot over medium-high heat. Season the chicken pieces with salt then, working in batches, brown them on all sides. Transfer the chicken to a platter and set aside.

Add the ¼ cup of olive oil to the same pot, and when the oil is hot, add the onions and peppers. Reduce the heat to low and cook slowly until the vegetables are dark golden brown, about 30 minutes. Add 1 tablespoon of water if the onions start to burn. Add the garlic and cook for 5 more minutes. Then add the white wine and cook until it evaporates, 4 to 5 minutes.

Add the jamón and browned chicken pieces, as well as any juices that have collected, and cook for 5 more minutes. Stir in the pimentón, tomato sauce, rosemary, bay leaf and the water and simmer over low heat for 1 hour or until the meat starts to fall off the bone. Season to taste with salt before serving.

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FO: U-Neck Vest


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Whenever I find multiple balls of nice yarn on the sale rack at my LYS, I start dreaming of all the little projects I could make with them – vests, nice big scarves, baby gifts, etc. I rarely actually follow through on these wild schemes, but! there is an exception to every rule. A quick little knit in the round vest pattern doesn't hurt my chances, either. I will probably wear this over a dress shirt more often than a t-shirt, but I wanted to take an FO picture and it really doesn't look too bad, either.

Knitting specs are on ravelry.

Did I mention hooray for random days off as a city employee? I never had President's Day off until I got the job I have now. (That's how I managed to sneak into the yarn shop for a photo op during daylight hours.)

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Stocking Update


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I finally, finally conquered the fair isle section, and am on to the very easy part of the stocking. Hooray! It's really cute, but I'm not looking forward to knitting another one. Luckily I've got plenty of time. =)

In weekend news, I have way overscheduled myself, so it will either be awesome or exhausting (or quite possibly both). Highlights include:
MSU vs. MU hockey game
Winter Clearance Sale at my LYS
Breakfast with friends
Gardening class
Decorate the altar for church (the sermon is on the basics of United Methodism… any ideas for the altar? I'm kinda drawing a blank as far as visuals are concerned.)
Pick up farm share veggies
Church
Teach knitting lesson
Hopefully exercise in there somewhere
Hopefully do some sewing somewhere in there

Well, it will be busy, but it's all things I love to do, so it should be great.

(Usually around Thursday or Friday I make a list of "my perfect weekend" and list all the things I'd like to do that weekend. It is amazing how often I can actually make it happen just with a little planning. It helps that my perfect weekend includes things like finding time to sew and read, and not jetting off to the Bahamas, so it tends to be a bit more achievable.)

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I give!


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Okay, after about a million people tagged me with this meme on facebook, I am finally giving in. Here goes!

Rules: Once you've been tagged, you are supposed to write a note with 25 random things, facts, habits, or goals about you. At the end, choose 25 people to be tagged. You have to tag the person who tagged you. If I tagged you, it's because I want to know more about you.

(To do this, go to “notes” under tabs on your profile page, paste these instructions in the body of the note, type your 25 random things, tag 25 people (in the right hand corner of the app) then click publish.)

1. I am terrible at making mixed drinks. It's one of those things I'm really glad my husband can do well.
2. I've had 3 pets in my life: Lucy, Hermie, and Superman. Can you guess which one was not a hermit crab?
3. I wish I had taken some business classes in college. A bit more physics/science/engineering wouldn't have hurt, either. Despite my decidedly anti-math college courseload, my co-workers seem to think I am a "quick study" when it comes to these things. I'm really just a good faker.
4. I wish I was taller – about 6 feet would do the trick.
5. American Idol and So You Think You Can Dance are my guilty pleasures.
6. I never expected to be a pastor's wife.
7. I almost never knit the same thing twice.
8. Sometimes I fantasize about being a stay at home mom – of course, that would require kids and I'm sure I'm overly romanticizing it in my mind. What – no bon-bon break at 3pm? (just kidding… put your mom-claws away please.)
9. I love to cook and make things the old-fashioned way. It makes me feel very connected to my grandmothers.
10. My favorite TV show is 30 Rock.
11. My favorite podcast is RadioLab.
12. I love being a part of a CSA (community supported agriculture), but I am a bit challenged by all the turnips.
13. I am making a quilt for a king-sized bed. Sometimes I am a little bit crazy.
14. I have competed in 2 sprint triathlons, 5 half-marathons, and countless 5Ks and high school track and cross-country meets.
15. At one point I held 3 track records at my high school. They posted the record-holders names on the wall in the gym – it was pretty cool.
16. I think my favorite food in the whole world is tortilla chips. I think it may be genetic.
17. I get absurdly excited about meeting "blog friends" in real life. I am going to visit Kelli next month and it's going to be so much fun!
18. I've been blogging off and on since 2003. Back then it was a law student blog that no one read. Most of it is pointless crap but it's the only journal I've ever kept and I really like going back and reading what I was doing back then.
19. If I could live anywhere in the US, it would probably be Colorado. If I could live anywhere in the world, I would live in Barcelona.
20. I am a terrible housekeeper – but I think I'm still better than my sister.
21. I once worked in an anthropology museum warehouse that contained a genuine shrunken head. (At least half the department faculty thought so, at least. I just wrote numbers on plastic bags of arrowheads.)
22. I still don't really know why I became a lawyer. It really doesn't fit with my personality at all.
23. I don't have any tattoos. Whenever people try to tell me I would like to have one, I tell them that I don't even put bumper stickers on my car.
24. I kinda wish I still played the clarinet. I was pretty good.
25. I love polka dots.

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Crafty Zarah strikes again!


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Did I ever blog this cute maternity shirt I made for my sister? I don't think I did! Well, I didn't actually make the shirt, just the decoration.


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It's your basic freezer paper stenciling, but I had never done ti before so I documented the whole thing in pictures. This one's not great, but it shows the design that I drew on the non-plastic-y side of the freezer paper. (I just free-handed it. This is my standard doodle. In high school I painted my entire dresser with a paint pen in this design.)


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Then I cut out the shapes with an exacto knife and ironed it down.


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Paint with fabric paint…. I found some a brand at Jo-Ann's called CeramCoat that lets you mix any color with some stuff called "fabric medium" and make fabric paint in any color. I could only find a basic maternity shirt in red, though, I so figured I'd keep it simple with white paint. I couldn't get the paint very even, so I figured I'd go with the blotchy/weathered look.

I followed the directions on the paint bottle to set the paint, and voila!  Custom-made cute maternity shirt for my sis.

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Hooray for new knitters!


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My friend Alexandra finished her very first hat this week! Doesn't she look happy? It is a Christmas (2008, but who's counting?) present for her dad.

We got together last Friday night and I helped her finish up the decreases. She ended up making the "ribs" run horizontal instead of vertical, which was what I was thinking when I was giving her instructions via text message several weeks ago. It was quite funny, because while we were finishing it, she was telling me that she would NEVER be able to design a knitting pattern on her own. But… she picked the yarn and needles, she picked the number of stitches, she picked the design… sounds like a designer to me!

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Woo hoo!


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I conquered the diamonds! I knit them intarsia instead of stranded. It was my first attempt, but I got much better by the time I was done. Here's a picture of the inside:


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Nice, eh?  And just a little bit crazy. 

 

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Ummm… I have no clue what I’m doing


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Here's what I know:
1. I want to knit the New Ancestral Christmas Stocking from Mason-Dixon Knitting.
2. I cannot leave well enough alone and just knit a pattern as written.
3. Knitting the top part of the stocking flat, and doing the argyle section in intarsia instead of stranded sounded like a great idea. (15-stitch floats are not my cup of tea.)
4. I have no clue how to do intarsia. Also, I have an extreme aversion to yarn tangling while I'm knitting.
5. I'm beginning to think this wasn't such a hot idea after all.

One more attempt, and then maybe I'll research a better way to deal with those long floats.

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More than just BBQ


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I was twittering back and forth with Kelli this afternoon, and she asked me about Rotaract, which I had mentioned because we had a meeting today, and well, twitter is pretty much all about writing about whatever you happen to be doing at the moment.

So – Rotaract. The quickest way to describe it is Junior Rotary, or Rotary for people 30 and under (and I am very close to hitting that under boundary). But, if you don't really know what Rotary is, then that's not a very good description.

Basically, it's an organization of young professionals that meets twice a month for lunch and professional development (a speaker from the community on various topics – I think our speakers from the past couple of months have included the Exec Director of an improv theater company, the director of our local airport, a professor who studies gang violence… you get the picture. We like to have a wide variety.)

We also do social events, play in rec league sports, and do community service projects (our club mostly focuses on the needs of a residential care facility for school-age kids whose parents have lost custody of them). We do some fundraisers, but since we're all young we mostly have more time than money so we do things with the kids like throw them a Halloween party, do a Sports Day, decorate their cottages for Christmas, host an etiquette dinner, etc.

Another cool thing about Rotaract is that it is an offshoot of Rotary International which is involved in some really amazing projects worldwide, like eradicating polio. They also provide a lot of opportunities for Rotary clubs in developed parts of the world to partner with clubs in less developed regions to put in wells and other projects that are completely overseen by the Rotarians in the country where the project is taking place.

Right now I'm the president of the local Rotaract club.  Sometimes I wonder how I ended up as President because I don't generally feel very leader-ishy, but I think it seems ot just happen to me because I get excited about things that I'm involved in, want to get more involved, and somehow end up in charge.  I won't miss being president, but I've really enjoyed Rotaract to get to know a lot of people and it forces me to get involved in really good projects, even if sometimes I don't "feel like it," I'm always glad I did.

PS – this picture is not totally random. It's from the annual Rock'n Ribs BBQ festival fundraiser that all the Rotary clubs (and Rotaract) sponsor each year – we've given away over $50,000 to Ozarks area childrens' charities each of the past 2 years from the money we raised from this event.

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